Hahah i confess I watch them too if they're on TV! I'm inclined to think Val Kilmer's was the better of the bunch, but it's admittedly been a while since I saw the Clooney one.

Oooh, that sounds like such fun--I hope you have a great time! :D And about the t-shirts, you know you could always set up your own CafePress shop! O:)

ROTFLOL--now THAT is an ingenious idea!